Monday, October 27, 2008

NFL arrests by team, since 2000

NFL arrests have become a problem, albeit an amusing problem, in the NFL today. You gotta love the NFL thugs that run the league, here is how teams fair in the amount of arrests. Also are the highlights... or the lowlights, of the teams arrests since 2000.

Arizona Cardinals

6 different players, 8 different situations.

Highlights: David Boston being arrested for Driving under the influence of Marijuana and cocaine, and numerous Domestic Violence Charges.

Atlanta Falcons
10 different players, 10 seperate incidents.


Highlights: 2 felony animal abuse charges, one from DT Jonathon Babineaux, and the well known Dogfighting which led to 23 months in jail for Mike Vick.

Baltimore Ravens

11 different players, 14 different incidents.



Highlights: Felony Murder Charges, in which Ray Lewis was not convicted, Federal Drug Charges when Jamal Lewis sold cocaine over the phone, he recieved four months in prison.

Buffalo Bills

8 players, 9 seperate incidents.

Travis Henry being charged with attempted sexual misconudct, with a 15 year old who claimed she was "Almost 18", and WR Charlie Rogers was arrested for making terror threats in the parking lot of a go-go club, he spit on, and punched, two cops in that incident.

Carolina Panthers

11 different players, 13 incidents

Highlights: Fred Lane arrested, and indicted, on drug and weapong charges, later shot and killed by his wife. Steve Smith was arrested on assault charges after fighting a teammate in the film room.

San Diego Chargers

11 players, 16 incidents

Highlights: Leonardo Carson kidnapped a woman during leave for his grandmothers funeral. When Steve Foley was stopped for DUI by an off-duty cop, the cop shot him 3 times and Foley yelled that the cop was trying to "end his career" Terrence Kiel was stopped for shipping cough syrup across teh country for "purple drank" and was also charged with urination in public in a seperate incident.

Chicago Bears

11 players, 17 incidents


Highlights: Cedric Benson's two "under the influence charges" in a month, Boating and Driving, one where he was maced. Tank Johnson's small army in his hosue which led to prison time. Ricky Manning Jr. making anti semetic rants while attacking a man at a Dennys.

Cincinnati Bengals

19 players, 27 events


Highlights: Chris Henry getting arrested on weapon charges (a luger) in his own jersey, and purchasing alcohol for three teenage girls in a seperate incident. A.J. Nicholson stealing electronics from a former FSU teammate. and a classic Boating under the influence for guard Eric Steinbach.

Cleveland Browns

13 players, 15 incidents
Highlights: Mike Sellers getting arrested with money wrapped cocaine and 3 burnt marijuana blunts. Mike Mason getting tasered for not leaving a club after closing time.

Dallas Cowboys

7 players, 7 incidents

Highlights: May seem like not many, but some serious jail time and charges. Dwayne Goodrich was charged with 2 counts of manslaughter after a hit and run and is serving 12 years in prison. The 2 who he killed were trying to save someone from a burning car. Peppi Zellner was arrested with possession of crack cocaine with intent to distribute. Terry Glenn peeing on the side of a restaurant got him a public intoxication charge.

Denver Broncos

18 players, 21 incidents

Highlights: Todd Sauerbrun assaulting a cabby, David Kircus beat up someone at a party and laid the classic "You don't know what I'm capable of" line down. Bill Romanowski getting indicted on felony charges of fraudulently obtaining prescription drugs. Karl Paymah passing out with his car running and getting a DUI.

Detroit Lions

7 players, 7 incidents

Highlights: Ross Verba arrested for writing bad checks, Kalvin Pearson arrested for felony battery on a pregnant woman when he choked a woman who had his child.

Green Bay Packers

9 Players, 10 Incidents


Highlights: Mark Chmura was accused of having sexual relations at a prom party with his 17 year old baby sitter. Najeh Davenport was accused of shitting in a girls hamper. Johnny Jolly got arrested with enough codeine to knock out a full grown elephant.

Houston Texans

8 Players, 8 Incidents

Highlights: Chester Pitts with a felony charge of evading arrest, and Fred Weary for getting tasered at a traffic stop for resisting arrest.

Indianapolis Colts

13 Players, 15 Incidents

Highlights: Dominic Rhodes got pulled over for DUI and urinated his pants in the back of the police car... He blew ONLY a .09, BARELY over the legal limit. Kenton Keith was arrested for Disorderly Conduct, Resisting Arrest, and Public Intoxication and was yelling at the cops about how he played for the Colts.

Jacksonville Jaguars

21 Players, 20 Incidents

Highlights: Stacey Mack was arrested for asking an undercover officer for oral sex, Chris Naeole was tasered while resisting arrest after getting stopped for some disorderly conduct, Khalif Barnes was arrested for DUI and called the officer a KKK member, and a Nazi Devil. Richard Collier fell asleep at a McDonalds drive through and was charged with DUI. Matt Jones was arrested on a felony cocaine charge.

Kansas City Chiefs

14 Players, 23 incidents

Highlights: Tamarick Vanover aided and abetted sale of stolen vehicle that crossed state lines. Kicker Lawrence Tynes got a felony substantial battery charge after he broke a bouncers nose in Wisconsin... a kicker.

Miami Dolphins

16 Players, 19 incidents



Highlights: Quintin Williams was drag-racing while drunk and got pulled over going 111 MPH, but not to be outdone, Ricky Williams was stopped for going 126 MPH. FB Reagan "Im the Juggarnaut, Bitch!" Mauai was charged with assault and battery when he punched a man in the face, knocking him out cold, because he "looked at him wrong". Ben Kelly was charged with DUI because he hit a cop car, which was parked.

Minnesota Vikings

20 Players, 31 Incidents

Highlights: Bryant McKinnie is charged with aggravated battery after he swung a pole and hit a bouncer. Cedric Griffen was charged with Disorderly Conduct because his pants were sagging and he wouldnt pull them up. Dwight Smith was charged with indecent conduct because he was having sexual encounters in a stairwell with a lady. Koren Robinson led police on a high speed police chase and spent 90 days in jail. Smoot, McKinnie, and Culpepper were all charged with various things revolving around the "Love Boat" scandal, including Smoot performing Lewd acts with a stripper. Kenny Mixon had 3 DUI's in 16 months.

New York Giants

9 Players, 9 Incidents

Highlights: Geoffrey Pope was charged after allegedly hitting a man on the head with a champagne bottle. Adrian "Awesome?" Awasom was charged with an awesome charged of "EXTREME! DUI!"

New York Jets

6 Players, 6 Incidents

Highlights: Justin Miller took a punch at a man, and instead missed and hit a women, then ran from police.

New England Patriots

10 Players, 11 Incidents

Highlights: Nick Kazcur got busted with prescription painkillers, and narced out the dealer he got them from. Ty Law led police on a car, and foot chase. Kenyatta Jones assaulted his roommate with scalding hot water. Adrian Klemm punched through a motorist windshield.

New Orleans Saints

12 Players, 12 Incidents

Highlights: Albert Connell was accused of stealing over $4,000 dollars from Deuce McCallister, later returned it. Charles Grant has been indicted on charges of involuntary manslaughter, when a pregnant woman was killed by a stray bullett after a fight that left him cut in the neck by a knife.

Oakland Raiders

7 Players, 11 Incidents

Highlights: Sebastion Janikowski was caught with date rape pills, Darrell Russell was accused of giving two girls date rape drugs.

Philadelphia Eagles

6 Players, 6 Incidents

Highlights: Damon Moore was charged with abandoning a puppy, and Dhani Jones was charged with failure to obey a lawful command.... for.... refusing to stop dancing outside a club. Come on man, keep that inside the club!

Pittsburgh Steelers

10 Players, 13 Incidents


Highlights: Richard Seigler was arrested for running a prostitution ring. He was a pimp, literally. Plaxico Burress was charged with carrying a Corona around in Cleveland, and didn't go to court.

San Francisco 49er's

7 Players, 6 Incidents

Highlights: Jeremy Newberry was arrested for hitting a woman on a boat, dropped. Mike Rumph was arrested for DUI shortly after being drafted in the first round of the draft.

Seattle Seahawks

8 Players, 10 Incidents


Highlights: A lot of DUI's, Wayne Hunter was having a sports argument with his brother and it got so heated he broke a table and glasses, after he put his brother in a car, he came back into the bar and when someone was looking at him he asked what he was looking at, when the guy said "nothing" he picked the man up and threw him on a shuffleboard table.

St. Louis Rams

4 Players, 5 incidents.

Highlights: 4 out of 5 incidents after 2006, Leonard Little got ANOTHER DUI after killing innocent women while drinking and driving years before.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

12 Players, 14 Incidents

Highlights: Michael Pittman used his car to ram another car containing his 2 year old son. Alex Ardley got a DUI after crashing Deuce McAllisters SUV into a house. Dwight Smith who has also been arrested on 2 other teams was arrested for pulling a pellet gun on 2 fans who came to his window when he was at McDonalds.

Tennessee Titans

15 players, 19 incidents


Highlights: Samari Rolle domestic assault charges with his wife... on Valentines Day. Happy Valentines Day. Pacman Jones with his billion charges, including biting a cop, and being in an incident that left a man paralyzed.

Washington Redskins

7 players, 8 incidents.


Highlights: Nothing, the Washington Redskins are fucking boring.

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