NFL All-Thug Team: Offense

OFFENSE

QB: Michael Vick - Falcons: Gave a girl herpes under the alias of "Ron Mexico", was stopped with a water bottle containing a secret compartment that contained something that smelled like marijuana, he claimed it was to hide his jewelry and was never charged. He was also involved in this dog fighting ring that you may have heard about and is in jail for federal consipiracy charges, and gambling charges.

RB: Jamal Lewis - Ravens/Browns: Spent 3 months in prison because he tried to sell cocaine over the phone to a federal investigator.

RB: Travis Henry - Broncos/Titans: Was facing a year long suspension for numerous violations of the drug policy, just arrested for trafficing cocaine with multiple kilograms of cocaine, and threatened the life of a man and his family for taking money and drugs from him.

RB: Ricky Williams - Saints/Dolphins: Tested positive for marijuana twice, and retired before the season a few years ago to go to india and go on a spiritual quest and studied hallistic medicine in California. He went to the CFL and played for the Toronto Argonauts before coming back to the NFL last season.

FB: Reagan "The Juggernaut, Bitch!" Mauia - Dolphins: Reagan was charged with assault when he punched a man outside a club for 'looking at him the wrong way'

WR: Chris Henry - Bengals: Numerous, numerous, numerous assault, drug, drinking, DUI charges. An all around NFL Bad Ass with too many charges to list here. Recently off of another 4 game suspension, back with the Bengals.

WR: Santonio Holmes - Steelers: Arrested twice before he signed his first NFL contract with the Steelers. Arrested for Domestic Abuse, and assault. Also has 2 children with 2 mothers.

WR: Koren Robinson - Seahawks/Vikings/Packers: Numerous DUI's and DWI's, led the police on a high speed police chase and spent 90 days in prison. He is now on probation for three years.

TE: Jerramy Steves - Seahawks/Buccaneers: Rape charges, DUI charges, and a list of humorous things that got him kicked out of a condo including used condoms laying everywhere, puke on other residents front steps, loud parties, and yards littered with beer cans.

OL: Ross Verba - Lions/Packers: Was arrested after warrents were out for his arrest for felony charges involving writing bad checks.

OL: Eric Steinbach - Bengals/Browns: BUI - Boating under the Influence.

OL: Olin Kreutz - Bears: Broke the jaw of offensive lineman teammate Fred Miller at a FBI shooting range

OL: Khalif Barnes - Jaguars: stopped for speeding after going 101 MPH, and was charged with DUI. Called the arresting officer a racist, that he was the KKK Devil, and hated all colored people.

K: Sebastion "SeaBass" Janikowski - Raiders: Arrested for assault after a barfight in college, arrested for possession of date rape pills, tried bribing an officer while trying to get his friend to stay out of prison, and was arrested for DUI.