Monday, October 20, 2008

NFL All-Thug Team: Defense

Defense

DE: Leonard Little - Rams: blew a .19 after a night of drinking after crashing and killing a girl. Spent 90 days in jail for involuntary manslaughter. 6 years later he was arrested for a felony DUI, but was dropped and he got speeding charges.

DT: Albert Haynesworth - Titans: Stomped on the face of C - Andre Gurode of the Cowboys and recieved the longest suspension for an on field incident.

DT: Tank Johnson - Bears/Cowboys: Spent time in prison for gun charges. Charged with resisting arrest and and aggravated assault and was maced by an officer after arguing. Was arrested for 'slight DUI' and was cut by the bears, was later found to be under the legal limit. Was charged with 10 counts of possessing a weapon without the right state liscense I.D. He had enough ammo to take over a small country.

DE: Jared Allen - Chiefs/Vikings: 3 DUI's, 2 in 5 months. Was only suspended for 2 games despite that.

DE: Frostee Rucker - Bengals: 2 counts of spousal battery and vandalism, while at colorado state was charged with rape and indecent exposure. At the age of 13, was charged with sexual assault of an 11 year old.

LB: A.J. Nicholson - Bengals: Breaking into a house and stealing electronics, has been charged with DUI, possession of an unliscensed weapon, theft of electronics, sexual assault, and domestic violence.

LB: Ray Lewis - Ravens: Brought in for questioning in the stabbing death of two people, lied to the police saying he didn't know the other suspects. The driver of his limo stated that he saw Ray strike one of the deceased. He was indicted for murder and aggravated assault, but all charges were dropped.

LB: Odell Thurman - Bengals: Violation of the substance abuse policy three times and suspended a total of 32 NFL games. He was falsly charged for kicking a kid in the face, and recently was suspended indefinitly for another assault charge.

CB: Adam 'Pacman' Jones - Titans/Cowboys: Like Chris Henry, too many charges to list. Including his Caddy getting seized in a drug bust, 'making it rain' in a club, which led to a man getting paralyzed after getting shot, and biting a cop after getting stopped and charged with possession of marijuana. An all around NFL Bad Ass. Finally given another chance to play and he has all but blown it after an altercation involving alcohol with his team issued body guard. He is currently in rehab, and likely will get ANOTHER chance in the NFL.

S: Terrence Keil - Chargers: Cited for public urination, was arrested for shipping cough syrup across the country to make 'purple drank'. Recently died in a car accident in which he was drinking prior to, R.I.P.

S: Dwight Smith - Vikings/Lions: Aggravated assault after a road rage incident with a gun. Arrested for possession of marijuana, and charged with indecent exposure during a sexual excursion with a woman in a stairwell.

CB: Fred Smoot - Redskins/Vikings/Redskins: Charged with using a sex toy on female dancers during the 'love boat' scandal in Minnesota. Plead guilty to public nuisance on a watercraft, and disorderly conduct.

P: Todd Sauerbrun - Broncos/Patriots: Suspended 4 games for steroids, arrested for DUI, and was arrested after an assault with a taxi cab driver

KOS: Lawrence Tynes - Chiefs/Broncos: Arrested for assault when he broke the nose of a bouncer at a bar during training camp in Wisconsin.

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